The Heartbreaker and The Heartbroken

      One cloudy morning, when I was washing the dishes, I just found my self murmuring and uttering random words. I don't know, but I think, my poet side (excuse me for my term XD) just turned on. hehe... And that's how this poem/story came to life.. XD  I put it in video to add some flavor..

      So what would happen if a heartbreaker meets a heartbroken? Enjoy watching and reading.. ^^

Pacquiao-Bradley: FUNNY PHOTOS

      They say Manny pacquiao should have won the fight. I say, "INDEED!" haha.. I've edited some pictures in connection with the fight.. No personal grudge.. I just go with the flow.. XD

WARNING: THIS IS JUST FOR FUN! :P

Timothy Bradley, CJ Corona, Gloria Arroyo

Timothy Bradley

China, Manny Pacquiao

The next pictures are not my creations, credits to the real owner..

Adobe Photoshop Basics (part 1)

      In my previous Adobe tutorials, you are aware that the video tutorials I shared is for advanced adobe users. Now that I got a lot of requests from friends to teach to them the adobe basics, I'm just going to share it here in my blog.

      If you are a beginner, the first thing you should do is create a new canvas and use every tool you see in adobe platform. In that way, you can explore the tools with no worries on what the outcome would be.

      For those who are too busy for that, and wanted to learn by just reading and watching tutorials, I'll share some basic tools of adobe. Well I say aside from those that are very basic (i.e. the menu bars, how to open the images, to create a new canvas, etc.) That's because it's too easy that even elementary students will discover it.. lol ^^

Marrying the Billionaire: Meet the new Mrs. Zuckerberg

      Pricilla Chan, the new "Facebook First Lady" as I call her, recently updated her status on facebook as the wife of the "World's Youngest Billionaire! Mark Zuckerberg married his girlfriend in a surprise and private ceremony just this Saturday, May 19 held at their home in California. 

      The ceremony was so secret the guests don't even know they will attend a wedding! The 100 guests were only told it was her Graduation Party. I just love how the two managed not to get attention and maintained privacy in their wedding.

      Mark's facebook profile

      Pricilla's facebook profile

      Beast's facebook page

     

Photography: My new found addiction!

      Well, addiction is an exaggeration but who knows? It might be true someday. XD Whenever I see a professional photo shoot like those on National Geographic Channel (book) and on magazines , I get marveled on how a picture can portray a lot of things... Yeah, curiosity got me.. hehe


   

This is my ate resting on a mangosteen tree. I took this photo on our Lola's house

PIXLR tutorial: DARK ART

     Before all of this, I just want to stress out my quote.

ART IS JUST LIKE SCIENCE. THE KEY TO CREATIVITY IS EXPERIMENT. ^^

So what is PIXLR?

      Pixlr is a free online photo editor. If you don't have an Adobe Photoshop, this would be the best alternative to use. What I love about Pixlr is that it has 3 features.

1. The PHOTO EDITOR.
      This is my favorite among the three because it's so close to Adobe. This used to be my stepping stone to photo editing. I practiced here and learned a lot about some of Adobe's features. If you want to excel in editing, you must try this. ^^

Add a Facebook Comment Box to your Blogspot

      This tool is widely used by bloggers and website owners for easy access because many blog visitors gets annoyed on how the blog requires them to fill up forms before they could comment. Also, one good thing about this comment box is that it is connected to your facebook account. Meaning, Facebook will notify you whenever someone liked or replied to your comments.

      Comments are easily shared with friends or with people who like your Page on Facebook. If a user leaves the “Post to Facebook” box checked when she posts a comment, a story appears on her friends’ News Feed indicating that she’s made a comment on your website, which will also link back to your site.

Follow the steps carefully.. ^^

Simsimi vs China

China: Hello Simsimi.
Simsimi: Shut up!
China: Ha?Simsimi, Kilala mo ba ang Pilipinas?.
Simsimi: Oo. Sila yung may-ari ng Spratly Islands at Scarborough Shoal na pilit inaangkin ng mga Tsino na nasubrahan ata sa pagkain ng Tikoy at minalas lalo sa fengshui.
China: Hindi. Sa amin talaga yun, may map kami to prove.
Simsimi: Ulo mo!
China: Huhu! Love mo naman kami diba?
Simsimi: Asa!
China: Bakit galit ka sa amin?
Simsimi: Half Filipino ako. Allergic ako sa Intsik.
China: Ha? Sige na dito ka na sa amin. Bibigyan ka namin ng mga gadgets na gusto mo.
Simsimi: Ayaw ko, Low Quality. Ok na ako sa My Phone. Kahit san ka magpunta, ikaw ay My Phone online.
China: Bahala ka. Sige ka. I-hack ka namin.
Simsimi: Sige. Pag naayos niyo na yung mga websites niyong hanggang ngayon down parin.
China: huhuhu. Isumbong kita kay Jet Li, Jackie Chan at sa mga Shaolin Monks.
Simsimi: Sige lang. Tingnan lang natin kung may laban yan sa Aswang, Maligno, Serina, Engkanto. At kay Darna, Captain Barbell, Leon Guerrero, Bong Revilla, Cesar Montano at baka nakakalimutan mo? Kakampi namin ang The Avengers!


looooooooooooolz XD


Lagot ka Simsimi.. Hina-hunting ka na ng China.. XD

ADOBE PHOTOSHOP: Add texture to your text

        This is a basic tutorial for beginners using adobe photoshop cs5.

1.   1.   Open a texture image

2.    Right click the TYPE TOOL > Click the Horizontal Type Mask Tool

Free Backlink Codes!

Add this code to your website or blog



<!-- Start Backlink Code --><a target="_blank" title="Unlimited Backlink Exchange" href="http://ynesportal.blogspot.com/2012/05/free-backlink-codes.html"><img border="0" width="80" alt="Unlimited Backlink Exchange" src="http://s11.postimage.org/6k566v0j3/backlink.png" height="15" /></a><!-- End Backlink Code -->




<!-- Start Backlink Code --><a target="_blank" title="Unlimited Backlink Exchange" href="http://ynesportal.blogspot.com/2012/05/free-backlink-codes.html"><img border="0" width="80" alt="Unlimited Backlink Exchange" src="http://s7.postimage.org/tgbxxsr3b/image.png" height="15" /></a><!-- End Backlink Code -->

What is backlink?

     "Backlink" is a term that refers to links that point to a website or webpage from another website. Backlinks on other sites can increase a website's traffic. They also are tools used in search engine optimization (SEO), because the number and quality of backlinks that point to a website's often plays a role in the site's rank among search results.

     Thus, if you add this to your site or blog, it will increase your blog's visitors. Add backlinks as many as you like. ^^

Earn by viewing ADS

      Have you ever imagined yourself earning easy money? Mind you, I too never had not until I got exposed to online earning because of some facebook friends who are good at making money online. But getting money by clicking ads? I thought it was impossible but nothing really is.

     This system is called Paid-To-Click (PTC) Sites. It is the most popular internet income opportunity at present. These sites pay you whenever you click, view, or surf an advertisement. You can earn $100 per month or more for just 30 mins daily (only if you are diligent and consistent enough ^^)

HOW DOES IT WORK?

ADOBE AFTER EFFECTS

      ART plus TECHNOLOGY equals my HABIT. Now, my  new addiction is video editing. Thanks to SYMBIANIZE I got  ADOBE AFTER EFFECTS CS3, a tool that lets you edit your video with an amazing effects. Unfortunately, only Filipinos are allowed to sign up here. 

       I just learned the basics through video tutorials. I downloaded some videos from VIDEOCOPILOT and some from YOUTUBE.

GET MORE PHOTO AND STATUS LIKES (updated)

I have here a collection of autolike sites. These applications are designed to increase likes in your status and photo automatically.

POWERLIKE

POSTLIKER

BETA-LIKERS

LIKEXTREME

AUTOLIKEBOT

PINOYFBLIKE

EXTREME-LIKERS

MALAYSIA AUTOLIKE

LIKEHOOT

AUTOLIKEXD

AUTOLIKEBOT.NU


HOW TO USE THIS

Shut Down your computer in one click

Are you in a hurry and want to shutdown your pc in one click? Yes you can do it.. Here are simple steps:

1. Go to DESKTOP and right click to an empty spot.

2. Select NEW > SHORTCUT

3. Then type "SHORTCUT" followed by space

4. Type one or more parameters below:

Send Free SMS

Yes! You can now send free SMS from your computer to mobile phones! Try it now! ^^
Unfortunately this is for Filipinos only. :D

Credits to MAGTXT.COM

Draw an anime of yourself

      First things first, I want to emphasize the defference between DRAWING and EDITING. 

          Many people mistakenly call drawing a mere editing. In editing, you just modify some or all of the attributes of a picture or image where as in drawing, you start from a scratch or from a blank canvas and draw something in it.

Digital Drawing: Adobe and Paint Tool Sai

Boy Next Door in Adobe

     There was this man named Shinzuo Ryuketsu (Redge Santos, real name) who introduced digital drawing to me. I call him SENSEI. He's not actually a professional teacher, but he's a teacher to me in his own way. (echos XD). He taught me a lot of things about digital arts (and I'm beginning to think he knows everthing about it.. XD) I think his favorite Adobe tool is the SMUDGE tool (obviously lol.)

Traditional Drawing

     Drawing has been my hobby for almost five years I think. I discovered this little talent when I was in 2nd year high school. Since then, i know that I had this immense appreciation for such a thing. Nah, everytime I see a work of art, I just stop, stare at it, look into details, and Wow! I wanna try this out! 

Adobe Photoshop: Drawing real eyes

     I've been wondering how artists draw real eyes since the day I began to draw. Then I began to watch some video tutorial in youtube on how to draw real eyes in a traditional way (that is with pencil and paper).

     Recently, i got involved with adobe editing, that is about a year now. I edited one of my pictures and came up with the picture I call "The redhead werewolf".

How to check who unfollowed you on twitter

     In my previous post, i told you about how to get automatic followers, now your followers will try their best to lessen the people they are following. One way to get them to stay as followers is to intimidate them. LOL.


First go here FLLWRS then authorize the app. Actually this app will post on twitter as you and mention those who unfollowed you. in this way, they will be informed that you are in watch.. haha.. You can also have your revenge by unfollowing them.. XD

Post animated pictures on facebook

We all know facebook wants to stay simple as possible that it doesn't allow us to post animated GIFs on our profiles. But recently someone developed  an app that allows you to do this.

All you have to do is go here https://www.facebook.com/Kradronime11?sk=app_208195102528120&app_data=dlt , choose the photo you want and click the share button. :)

Watch youtube videos without buffering

Here are the steps for watching Youtube videos without buffers:

1. Open your brower and go to m.youtube.com or if you have already opened a video replace the www. with m.
For example: Change http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1D5goGz0SY to http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1D5goGz0SY

2) Search for your video and open it.

3) Click on the video and you may either be prompted to Launch an application or get a error.

In case of a error with something like cannot identify rtsp protocol, goto http://www.real.com/player, download and install the realplayer. After intalling realplayer goto step 4.


4) Now your video will be loaded in realplayer or any other 3gp players. It will load without buffering as its highly compressed...

How to do your own VIA on facebook

The "VIA" i am talking about looks like this.











Now I will show you how to customize this thing so that you can update your status via your name or anything creepy.

1. go here http://www.facebook.com/developer and click "CREATE NEW APP"

2. now put your app name (this is the one that will be shown on your status as via)

3. click continue

4. enter the security code then submit

5. copy this but change the app id (the one in yellow) into your app id

            https://www.facebook.com/dialog/feed?_path=feed&app_id=332841280107731&&redirect_uri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com&display=popup&to&from_login=1

6. paste this in your

Auto Accept/ Reject All Friend Request in Facebook

Tired of accepting or rejecting friend requests one by one? Now there is this javascript trick that helps you accept/reject all friend requests instantly.

Just follow this simple steps:

1. go here http://www.facebook.com/friends/edit/?sk=requests

2. copy and paste either of this codes to your browser

    a. for accepting all requests

        javascript:for( i = 1;i<document.getElementsByName("actions[accept]").length;i++){document.getElementsByName("actions[accept]")[i].click();}void(0);

    b. for rejecting all requests

javascript:for( i = 1;i<document.getElementsByName("actions[hide]").length;i++){document.getElementsByName("actions[hide]")[i].click();}void(0); 

3. wait for all requests tobe accepted/rejected

DONE!

NOTE: For GOOGLE CHROME users, type javascript: first on your browser before you paste the script. or else it will only be a search query. :)

Love sees..

There was a blind girl who hated herself just because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She said that if one day she could see the world, she would marry her boyfriend.


One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her and she could see everything, including her boyfriend.




Her boyfriend asked her, "Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?"


The girl was shocked when she saw that her boyfriend was blind too and refused to marry him.


Her boyfriend walked away in tears, and wrote a letter to her saying...

Ask GOD: why?

Me: God, can I ask You a question?

God: Sure

Me: Promise You won't get mad

God: I promise

Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?

God: What do u mean?

Me: Well, I woke up late

God: Yes

Me: My car took forever to start

God: Okay

Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait

God: Huummm

Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call

God: All right

Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?

GOD of IMPOSSIBLE

A young man working in the army was constantly humiliated because he believed in God.
One day the captain wanted to humiliate him before the troops.

He called the young man and said:
- Young man comes here, take the key and go and park the Jeep in front.

The young man replied:
- I can not drive!

The captain said:
- But then ask your assistance to God! shows us that He exist!

The young man takes the key and walked to the vehicle begins to pray ...He parks the
jeep to the place PERFECTLY well as the captain wanted.
The young man came out of the jeep and saw them all crying.

Pinoy Funny Quotes

Alam mo, para kang password.
Di kita makalimutan, pero pwede kitang palitan.

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Kung ikaw ay pinagpala, pinagpala ng pinagpala,
at pinagpala pa ng pinangpala,
malamang construction worker ka..lol

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Ano ang tawag sa orange na milk? -TANG NA MOO
Eh orange ng may bagong flavor? -TANG NA NEW
Eh orange na madaming bagong flavor? -

Life Quotes

When it's obvious that goals cannot be reached, 
don't adjust the goals, adjust the actions.

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Always keep your words soft and sweet.
Just in case you'll have to eat them, you can swallow them well..



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Sometimes we know the answers to the question yet we still ask why.
It's because the answer we know

Get more VIEWS on your SITES and at the same time, EARN MONEY!

HOW TO GET MORE LIKES

1. go here

GETLIKE

2. Register for an account

3. Click "Add site"

4. Under TYPE, select "surf"

Get more FOLLOWERS in TWITTER

follow me on twitter: @ynechancer

Note: bookmark this page for easy access :P

Here are some simple steps:

1. Go to these links

hitfollow
followback
plusfollower
newfollow
letgetmorefollowers

2. Click "Get Free"

3. Log in your twitter account

4. A page will appear saying "Authorize to use your account?" > click ALLOW

5. If you see "Please Wait Progress", you are now gaining followers.. NO SWEAT!


TIPS:
1.   if you want more followers,you should log in every after 24 hours.
2.   be active and participate on the trending topics. in that way you will gain more friends and followers eventually. ^^


NOTE: this app will make your account FOLLOW persons without your knowledge.. you can always unfollow them if you like.

FACEBOOK VIA

Now you can show off to your friends that you have an expensive gadget even if you don't!
Or you can just post VIA for fun.

You can also have customized VIA with your name, just comment your request and i'll do it for you. :)

Here are some of it

via yne panget XD
via Blackberry
via iphone 4G
via Keyboard and Mouse

how to pretend TO HACK A FRIENDS' PROFILE

HACK ! HACK ! HACK ! HACK !

Play a prank with your friends and let's see what would be their reaction XD
The main setup here is to show your friends that you are able to log in to their accounts and post some nasty status so you should PRINT SCREEN it.



1. Go to the page you want to hack and wait for it to be loaded fully. If you do it before, it will only edit what has already loaded.



2. Copy and paste this code into the url bar.

javascript: document.body.contentEditable = 'true'; document.designMode = 'on'; void 0

for chrome users, type "javascript:" without quotes and paste the code to the url bar.



3. Edit! You can change text by highlighting it and typing.

FACEBOOK CHAT CODE GENERATOR

There have been an evolution of chat smileys recently. Now you can costumize your chat smileys with your picture like this. :)

How? here are some simple steps:


1. Go here http://smileyti.me/

2. Click the “Choose File” Button and choose an image from your computer