Pinoy Funny Quotes

Alam mo, para kang password.
Di kita makalimutan, pero pwede kitang palitan.

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Kung ikaw ay pinagpala, pinagpala ng pinagpala,
at pinagpala pa ng pinangpala,
malamang construction worker ka..lol

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Ano ang tawag sa orange na milk? -TANG NA MOO
Eh orange ng may bagong flavor? -TANG NA NEW
Eh orange na madaming bagong flavor? -

Life Quotes

When it's obvious that goals cannot be reached, 
don't adjust the goals, adjust the actions.

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Always keep your words soft and sweet.
Just in case you'll have to eat them, you can swallow them well..



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Sometimes we know the answers to the question yet we still ask why.
It's because the answer we know